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南宋(🕍)时汉水流(🍒)域(📒)(yù )河盗猖獗(🛹)，朝(cháo )廷为(wé(🦋)i )剿灭匪患派出(👆)“横江(jiāng )军”精(🛺)英(yīng )章盖出(🏩)任(🤼)特使，稽查河(🚗)上大案。查(chá(💠) )案中与退役军(😲)人莫客(kè(🌶) )偶(✝)遇(yù )，二(èr )人(🚿)在误会中建(🏇)立(lì )友谊(yì )。恰(🐇)逢莫客亲(qīn )人女孩玉佩(🤺)被(🍳)河盗掳(lǔ )走(🏋)，二人(rén )携手(👜)救出玉佩和(hé(🗂) )被拐(guǎi )儿童(🏋)，将河盗(dào )正(🏅)法，还一方平安。

卢鹏(péng )程，白(👙)天是普通住宅(🦀)(zhái )小区(qū(🍍) )里(👋)的保安，晚上(🛌)是酒(jiǔ )吧通(🗿)宵驻唱歌(gē )手(🎁)。 卢鹏程对保(🥟)安工作毫(há(📀)o )无(😙)兴(xìng )趣，终日(🚑)在传达室里(🍃)(lǐ )晕睡、补觉(🧀)，甚至(zhì )个(🐲)性(🉑)自视清高，不(🏞)爱(ài )与同(tó(👸)ng )事来(lái )往。 他有(🤕)一个歌(gē )手梦(mèng )，但十年(📁)来(🚀)，毫无进展，反(🈷)复辗转(zhuǎn )在(🥅)三(sān )流酒(jiǔ )吧(🙍)里驻唱，收(🌵)入(🕓)(rù )无法(fǎ )保(🏧)障。保安工(gōng )作是他(tā )难得(⛔)找到的一(yī )份(🏛)有(yǒu )稳定(🐼)(dì(🎁)ng )收入，他认为(💩)白(bái )天“清闲(🔼)”的工作。 但长(zhǎ(💄)ng )期黑白颠倒(🔰)的(de )状态(tài )和(🍕)无(🕜)法实现梦想(🔹)的压(yā )抑，令(🗿)他(tā )呈现颓废(😃)，尤其(qí )在(🐈)三(🦀)十岁的当天(🌥)。 因为卢鹏程(🥪)的主要疏(shū )忽(😺)，盗窃(qiè )贼假扮搬家公司(📤)(sī(🐏) )，大(dà )白天搬(✒)空了小(xiǎo )区(😔)里的一家住户(🚔)，刑(xíng )事恶(🤬)(è(🚕) )劣，住户损失(😼)惨重。卢鹏(péng )程面临被辞退(🐀)(tuì )。当晚(wǎn )，在驻(😰)唱酒吧(ba )内(🕐)，女(📨)友(yǒu )李晓华(🕛)送上三十(shí(🕕) )岁的(de )生日蛋糕(🎲)，向卢鹏程(ché(🎅)ng )求婚，卢鹏程(❓)(ché(😩)ng )不仅(jǐn )回避(🚭)，演唱时与客(👰)人(rén )发生(shēng )暴(🐢)力(lì )冲突(🆗)，将(🦍)怨气都(dōu )发(🏨)泄在此。李晓(⚽)华(huá )失望离开(🛶)，卢鹏程被(bèi )酒吧(ba )辞退(tuì(👏) )。 卢(🏆)鹏程与李晓(💕)(xiǎo )华是(shì )大(🕧)学同学。十(shí )年(🍀)里，李晓华(🎱)一(⏪)度放(fàng )弃自(🌋)(zì )我，在精神和经济上(shàng )支(🙈)持(chí )卢鹏程，等(🤑)来的却是(🏆)(shì(🏓) )卢鹏程一次(💮)又(yòu )一次(cì(🐵) )的追(zhuī )梦失败(🙁)和回避他(tā(✈) )们的(de )爱情。 第(🆘)二天卢鹏程(ché(📌)ng )清醒后，李晓(🥨)华在(zài )卢鹏程(🧟)家里照顾(📣)身(〰)体(tǐ )渐差(chà(🚩) )的奶(nǎi )奶，正(🍥)式向卢鹏(péng )程(😒)提出分手，卢鹏(péng )程依然(🏹)没(👎)有勇气挽回(🚿)(huí )。 三(sān )十岁(🔮)(suì )，像是所有关(🍖)于(yú )青春(🥃)(chū(🚦)n )的热血都戛(🍃)然(rán )而止。 巧合的是政府(fǔ(⛷) )组织(zhī )了一(yī(🕉) )次社会主(🎨)义(🌫)核心(xīn )价值(🕸)(zhí )观原创歌(👜)曲歌手选拔(bá(😎) )大赛，卢鹏程(🐕)(chéng )百般(bān )斗(⛑)争(zhēng )克服了亲(🌋)情的变(biàn )故(🦑)，外界舆论的压(🎍)力，对(duì )爱(⏲)父(㊙)母爱情的憧(🔭)憬(jǐng )，自己婚(🙍)姻渴望在决(jué(🏒) )赛中(zhōng )一举(jǔ )成名，最终(🐸)收(🛑)获(huò )了美丽(😓)的妻子李晓(⌛)(xiǎo )华。

The Focusing Effect is a faux-documentary/horror film about three film students who make a doc about breakups, only to push one of their subjects too far.

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

栗子致力(📹)于研究(jiū(👿) )记(😺)忆(yì )交换(huà(🐶)n )技术，男友钟瀚(hàn )非常(cháng )支(💳)持。科学家(jiā )白堂武秘密(🤳)研(🛺)究克隆(lóng )人(🎠)，却只(zhī )能搞(🍫)出没有灵魂(hú(🏍)n )的空(kōng )壳，他(📪)意识到记忆(🔪)交(jiāo )换技术是他最(zuì )需要(💠)(yào )的。但栗子不(🛺)愿与白(bá(😹)i )堂(📞)武(wǔ )合作。白(🕕)堂武将钟瀚(🤐)(hàn )变成“白痴”骗(🔢)栗(lì )子帮钟瀚恢复情感(🥊)。钟(🥒)瀚(hàn )突然(rá(🥧)n )成了绑架反(🌆)克隆(lóng )人专家(🏟)刘大明的(♌)嫌(🥙)(xián )疑犯。栗子(👤)试图帮钟(zhōng )瀚洗(xǐ )冤，竟在(🍠)自家发现刘(liú )大明(míng )尸(😞)体(🏍)。白堂武(wǔ )提(🔉)出克隆刘大(📗)明并植(zhí )入记(🙈)(jì )忆。栗子勉(🌨)强答应。栗子(🌿)(zǐ )潜入白堂武实验室发(fā(🚆) )现：真正的钟(🥃)(zhōng )瀚已(yǐ(💼) )死(👓)，现在的钟瀚(🎲)是白(bái )堂武(🕙)(wǔ )的克隆人。白(🈸)堂武利(lì )用记忆交换技(🌵)术(🍥)批(pī )量生产(🏩)克隆人杀手(🔭)。栗子(zǐ )和钟(zhō(🤚)ng )瀚一起捣(♊)毁(🏅)白堂(táng )武实(🗄)验室。两人逃(táo )亡之际，钟瀚(💐)却将自(zì )己锁(suǒ )在里(lǐ(🐉) )面(🍆)，随实验室一(🔣)(yī )起毁(huǐ )灭(🏴)。数周后栗(lì )子(🌲)发现自己怀(🐱)上钟瀚(hàn )的(🎎)孩(hái )子，这让她坚强地面(mià(🖐)n )对未(wèi )来。

A D-Day rescue mission turns ugly when a band of Allied soldiers battle with horrific experiments created by the Nazis.

A young couple picks the wrong hideout while trying to elude the police.

After being double-crossed by Hondo on her own ship, Maz tells some stories.